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Chris Kirtley's avatar

Goodbye Elf on a Shelf and hello Shitter on a Shelf. Could become a global Yuletide disruptor.

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Remo Giuffré's avatar

Maybe Elf on a Shelf is a REMORANDOM topic. Is it culturally interesting?

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Chris Kirtley's avatar

Perhaps, but more generally why elves and Santa in the first place?

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Remo Giuffré's avatar

Here's a draft, with you credited :) Feel free to suggest tweaks: https://remosince1988.com/blogs/stories/the-elf-on-a-shelf

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Chris Kirtley's avatar

Thanks for the generous credit. I have no tweaks as such but in my imagination I could see some minor changes to the original story and suitable background music in the video clip being the trailer for a new horror movie franchise.

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